4.12.2004

it's always a chore going to the "women's" doctor... much worse than going to the dentist... i mean who would want a pair of eyes fixated on their private parts for what always seems to be a VERY long time? and i have news for u... if u have a male doctor, there are 2 pairs of eyes involved... the docs and the nurse's so the doc won't get sued...

so i was sitting there this morning examining the other six women who were in the waiting room with me waiting to spread and be looked at, thinking that these docs must have seen a lot of things in their years of practice... i was trying to figure out how they were all so calm reading their john grisham books and health magazines while i was having a stomach ache just thinking about being next...

men, u're really lucky having ur private parts on the outside! makes things a lot easier... but u can't avoid a sigmoidoscopy just like the rest of us... so i guess i shouldn't feel too bad about this whole thing :-)

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